So my Writer's Craft teacher (she who shall not be named) gave us a little writing prompt to do today involving making ads for different products hoping to lure viewers of a specific age group into buying the product. Here are a few me and Trent - also known as- the most hilarious guy I've ever met came up with for advertising condoms for people between the ages of 18-35.
Carpe diem Condoms:
- Safe is the new sexy- moments of pleasure not 9 months of torture
- Safe is the new sexy- make one-night stands stay that way
- Safe is the new sexy- live your life before you make another one
- Safe is the new sexy- accessorize your naked glory
- Safe is the new sexy- every gun has a holster
- Safe is the new sexy- do it right for you and her
- Children in the dark make mistakes, but mistakes in the dark make children
- Children in the dark make mistakes, but mistakes in the dark make children
I'm not pro-gun at all, but "every gun has a holster" is my favourite.
ReplyDeleteI thought 'accessorize your naked glory' was pretty catchy
ReplyDeleteOh dear god...this class was almost as awkward for me as our class watching that movie together...
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